Sunday, February 1, 2009

Brad Curtis Oh My Oh My!! 50 Of These Things!!??

1. To Angelica English -- What if the egg hadn't been broken, would that had made you feel not as shattered as you said your life was?
2. To Stan Muller -- What if your video had worked, what would the class’s reaction been?
3. To Matt Oelker -- What if you ate the egg without the addition of Taco Bell, would you have been sick?
4. To Janna Sellmer -- What if you hadn’t done the “nine things,” would what you have done then?
5. To Ryan Kincaid -- What if the egg landed on two opposing styles, what would you have done?
6. What if video games hadn’t been created, what would I like to do?
7. What if I didn’t do this assignment, how made would the teacher get?
8. What if I didn’t work, how much lazier would I be?
9. What if soda hadn’t been created, what would I drink?
10. What if I didn’t shave, how long would my facial hair be at this point?
11. What if Internet wasn’t created, how would online classes work?
12. What if cars weren’t created, what would we drive?
13. What if dogs were afraid of cats, how would life be?
14. What if it was winter all year round, how much would life suck then?
15. What if electricity wasn’t created, what would be used for energy then?
16. What if oil ran out, what would be the substitute for gasoline?
17. What if video games never recovered from the crash, how would they be today?
18. What if Mario hadn’t been the comeback for video games, what would Nintendo’s mascot be?
19. What if Sega had been successful in system making, what would the next one be?
20. What if Capcom and Konami didn’t exist, what would my favorite video game companies be?
21. What if I didn’t cut two lawns during the summer, how out-of-shape would I be?
22. What if touch pad hadn’t been created, how would we control the mouse on a laptop without an external one?
23. What if birds didn’t poop anywhere, how much cleaner would the Earth be?
24. What if guns hadn’t been created, what would be the shooter today?
25. What if Mega Man had been a different color, would he be known as the (new color) Bomber?
26. What if HD and ED hadn’t been created, would SD still be around?
27. What if people couldn’t buy home theater systems, would 5.1 and 7.1 exist on DVDs?
28. What if Mario Party wasn’t successful, would there be as many as eight?
29. What if ghosts were real, would the living be downsized?
30. What if cell phones weren’t created, how would we communicate without a home phone and payphone?
31. What if futons weren’t created, what would I sleep in then?
32. What if Resident Evil hadn’t been created, what would be the well-known zombie game series?
33. What if scanners weren’t created, how would we import our images into our programs?
34. What if people liked Raiden in Metal Gear Solid 2, how would the series had progressed?
35. What if Tobin Bell hadn’t played Jigsaw in Saw, how different would he be?
36. What if Keanu Reeves hadn’t been Neo in The Matrix, who would have then?
37. What if people didn’t shower, would everybody been used to the smell?
38. What if snoring didn’t exit, would another problem arise?
39. What if Final Fantasy VII hadn’t been popular, would each entry still be separate from the others?
40. What if people didn’t barf, what would the “thing” to happen?
41. What if widescreen wasn’t created, would TVs and aspect ratio have bigger heights?
42. What if Dino Crisis 3 had Regina in it, what would the story be then?
43. What if Dragon Ball Z hadn’t been created, would One Piece and Naruto exist?
44. What if contacts weren’t created, what would be the alternative to glasses?
45. What if CDs weren’t useful, would cartridges still be used?
46. What if Sonic the Hedgehog wasn’t fast, how different would the games be then?
47. What if the PS3 sold like the PS2, would the Wii still be dominant?
48. What if Crash Bandicoot’s signature move wasn’t the spin attack, what would it be then?
49. What if it was dark always, how different would life be?
50. What if time didn’t exist, how would we tell when something is?

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